Stream Of Consciousness is a segment dedicated to the mind ramblings we all have whilst watching movies.

• 80-year-old disco queen? I’m down.
• Ryan Philippe?? YES. good.
• ew, but his hair is beyond bad.
• OMG. HEATHER MATARAZZO IS HIS SISTER. YES.
• he cut his fcking hair #TYBG
• w/ short hair, he totes looks lyke oldschool JT #ramen
• IS THAT MARK RUFFALO?!?! lololololololololol. sweet stache, brah.
• ya! fck u, Jersey!
• white dude in beige suit w/ flesh-colored hair… you look lyke oatmeal
• who would deny club admittance to a dude in a denim blazer? srsly.
• new insult: “jive ass turkey”
• balding Mike Myers?? This movie has the best cast.
• wait, but disco culture looks dope. can this plz have a resurgence?
• PPL ARE HAVING SEX OPENLY @ THIS CLUB. WUT.
• truman muthafuckin capote?! wtf
• who let a child into this club?! #cherubic
• glitter ppl, let me join ur ranks

• OMG he’s so awk… this hurts me
• heather matarazzo, ur my god
• omg, his dad’s tie… #POWERCLASHMETALLICS
• “I couldn’t find the right socks.” #same
• Neve Campbell, u goddess
• wut r u wearing?
• his dick wuz the size of this ketchup bottle. #word
• Selma Hayek, ur hair… ew.
• where does one get a denim jumpsuit??
• ~don’t make me sing~
• they’re totes gonna fuck
• *~party favors~*
• can’t see Mike Myers w/o thinking of Austin Powers… I think I’ve ruined this whole film for myself.
• “I’m not gay… I wanna suck ur cock.”- Mike Myers
• WUT. NO. NO. DEAR GOD. NO.
• pukin’ on piles o’ cash lyke it ain’t no thang
• I sincerely wish to be as fabulous as this disco granny
• bb, wut’s ur sign? asking for a friend…
• that Lacoste polo, tho
• mmmmmmmmm, satin dolphin shorts. I can dig it.
• Selma Hayek, why you got an afro?
• OMG… Mark Ruffalo… u kill me. why don’t u still have a mustache??
• omg… this coked out lady has the most phenom sequined blazer. shutup.
• Body of David, face of Boticelli. dayum. #smooth
• fuck. that suede fringe. yes.
• are lace up pants still a thing?
• ANOTHER Lacoste polo? u go, Myers.

• this could straightup be some shitty photoshoot for “sexy” greeting cards. #dudesdicksdenim
• gawd, sum1 disco w/ me, plz
• wuz that Andy Warhol? yes, good.
• hi, ur butt is cute af
• oooooh, leopard print & jade. I would never have dreamed of such a magnificent combination.
• Selma, u think u fresh. who u playin’?
• “troglodyte” lol.
• that middle part, tho.
• ewwwwww. put that smirk away.
• “suburbanite disco”—cool album title
• 1,2,3, WHOOOOOO
• “Think Travolta!” do I ever think anything else??
• ummm…. sexual tension lyke wut
• is the space above a ceiling meant for storage? why don’t we just make taller ceilings w/ that space? I don’t get it.
• old women never pay 4 their drugs. word.
• “path of excess leads to the palace of wealth.” okay, if u insist.
• “cock ring in the left pocket”: an autobiography
• WOAH. wut if my grandma is actually a crunk disco granny???
• “I HELPED YOU GET YOUR FIRST STEAKHOUSE!” does that mean nothing to you?!?!
• this shit is ripe for a Wrangler jeans ad
• what kind of name is “Greg” ???????? #old
• AmerAppar could learn a thing or two from this film
• #fuckoffImnoturslave
• Mike Myers, u dweeb
• wut r bras?
• why do latina actors hold on to their accents so much more than latino actors? wtf
• Heather! why’d u have 2 go & get braces?!?!
• Forever Inept: The Matarazzo Story L
• who wears furs w/ a white Hanes T?
• call me a bird of paradise, so I know that it’s real
• THAT IS “not my name!”
• is this luv?
• bowl w/ me, bb #readytoattack
• fuck. they’re so cute. SHUT UP.
• tossing drug paraphernalia out the car window & other fun activities.
• is ur tux inflatable, Mike?? it looks like an effing lifejacket. or maybe the coat Cuba Gooding Jr. wore in “Snow Dogs”
• champagne & a rolodex
• bow tie, no shirt #casual

• “plz, I’m so lonely.”
• HOLY FUCK. THEY’RE THROWING GLITTER. THIS IS MY DREAM.
• #gracekelly. Mika? anyone?
• I think ppl luv champagne, cuz it’s the glitter of alcoholic beverages
• oh, bb L I cry 4 u
• beezy, he luv’d u. u suk so hard.
• oh, no worries. just let me snort this here coke during my speech. I’ll hold the mic by my face so that you can hear! lol.
• she looks lyke an Egyptian pelican
• no one gives a single fuck.
• oh. maybe they do?? idk. this sux, srsly.
• gawd, I hate this so much. shutup, Selma.
• YOU LOOK LIKE CLEOPATRA W/ MAD DANDRUFF
• did the old lady just seize??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
• she was lyke Betty White b4 “old” wuz ~cool~
• well, if she is indeed gone, I’m glad she went out in a sea of glitter. #majestic
• these ppl aren’t ur friendz
• WAIT, WUT. that transition wuz much 2 quick.
• *~princess grace~*
• poor granny L
• “I’m SHANE 54!” #deep
• Joe? Billy? ha! basic…
• omg, get away from the big bad city! how original!!
• “let’s face it—we’re Jersey.”
• you can’t smolder that hard and call sum1 ur “friend”
• 2disco?? no such thing.
• first bartending, then construction? v. Jersey
• gawd, Mike looks lyke a creepy confectioner w/ a fatal illness
• he must have a disease. he HAS to.
• parole officer. HA.
• this is cheesy af, but the costumes are dope.
• my mom has those same pants, but in black. #chicos
• dude lipgloss. Yes.
• of course they all happily reunite to a lighthearted disco ballad. fuck this.
• solid slow fade-out. v. emotional.
• why did it have to end lyke that?? ewwwwwww.

By Katarina