Stream of Consciousness is a segment dedicated to the mind ramblings we all have while watching movies.

• GOD, I love Michael Fassbender
• This girl’s belly is amazing
• Wow, I think I just saw Michael’s penis
• I DEFINITELY JUST SAW HIS PENIS
• Awh his name is Brandon that’s cute
• The bone structure on this guy
• I never see anyone that good looking on public transport
• Ew no leave her alone she’s not that into you
• Business people doing important business stuff
• White people dancing
• Watching men hit on girls in bars makes my skin crawl
• Do all Americans have baseball bats in their houses in case of intrusions?
• I like this girl in the shower, but I would hit her with the baseball bat I think
• AYYY the shower girl is Carey Mulligan and her hair is looking really cute

• No one is wearing anything except white and blue-grey
• She’s his sister?? NO they were all flirty and gross no
• Sissy and Brandon their parents are on point with names
• Carey Mulligan suits all hair colours
• His friend/boss is going to have audible sex with his sister in his hose this is not okay
• Brandon is such a graceful runner, look at him go
• He doesn’t own anything even remotely colourful
• When his boss asks him about his laptop history you can see his stomach drop
• I forgot the word “handsome” even existed imagine calling a boy handsome (having said that if anyone’s handsome it’s this guy)
• Proper adult dates look so awkward  hope that never happens to me (ha)
• WTF he just barked HAHAHA bizarre man
• Awwwh look at him showing the faintest hint of charisma
• If you’re going to masturbate and you know your sister is staying round LOCK THE DOOR you are a grown ass man ffs
• She is your sister, you are naked, you are not allowed to call your sister a slut stop it
• He filled up three dustbin bags with porn
• If he kills Marianne this has almost been a less upbeat version of American Psycho (he’s not going to kill her)
• Do actors get boners in sex scenes????

• Literally getting paid to kiss attractive famous people wow
• Adults r weird
• New York has never looked like this before in any other movie, it looks so mundane
• Look some colour! But it’s red and it is unnerving
• This is just artistic porn really
• Very intense, he’s looking straight at the camera whilst having sex I feel strange
• His personal grooming has rapidly deteriorated
• Imagine if you were on the underground and the train stopped and alarms went off dear Lord
• I bet Sissy’s jumped in front of the train
• “This is Sissy, leave a message. Don’t if you’re an asshole”
• He can run really fast. Boys in films can always run fast and jump over fences
• NOOOO she didn’t jump in front of a train, but this is worse
• I feel sick no Sissy this is horrible
• Red is a VERY distressing colour in this movie go back to being sterile and stale and grey please
• My stomach is churning
• She’s in a hospital bed that mean she’s not dead we’re good
• One fucked up family
• I hope he doesn’t shout into the rain, that’s overrated
• I’m glad he didn’t shout that was much more powerful, real people don’t shout into the rain
• You are tearing me apart Steve McQueen

By Joanna