Stream of Consciousness is a segment dedicated to the mind ramblings we all have while watching movies.

• Django djangooooooo what a dope song
• Lighting is so badass in this flick
• Does it get that cold in Texas that they can breathe steam?
• I forgot how awesome Christoph’s beard is
• How would you train a horse to bow?
• Why would a dentist need a slave anyway?
• Last chance fancy pants
• Ok that was pretty fancy pants but why did he have to shoot the horse that was not necessary man
• Throwing off the blanket like that was bad ass
• They should just rename the film bad fuckin ass
• I am doubtful horses heads explode in such a manner when shot
• I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a black dude on a horse, I’m like 80% sure that’s a major white people thing.
• Aw Django just standin there sit down my boy
• The way Christoph talks is very therapeutic, what an accent.
• Super nice editing
• They all talk lak thes. Eh hunded rah-fels eh-med on yeh rah-t nah-w
• How does he have that much saliva to spit out??
• His slave wife speaks German, how very Tarantino.
• “that’s the big house, we call it that cause its big”
• Django its totally rocking that blue outfit
• This dude got shot through a bible page stapled to his chest
• Duuuuude the blood on the white roses I forgot what an awesome shot that was
• Also forgot how brilliant some of Django’s one liners are… “im positive he dead”
• Also just remembered Jonah Hill is in the movie somewhere
• I’m fuckin with my eye holes
• See even the early KKK had social problems between them.
• For a period piece its still remarkably Tarantino-esque
• Snow in Texas? Im pretty sure Texas doesn’t get snow… Unless this is a global warming thing…
• How many people do you reckon had to check over the spelling of Mississippi in the transition?
• Southern State Americans speaking French is interesting… what a mix of accents
• Don’t get the point of those cigarette holders. They don’t look all that elegant either.
• See, Django doesn’t use a cigarette holder
• Did he just tear out this dudes eye?
• What the fuuuuck
• Kinda weird that the only time you see a slave getting treated like a human in this film (other than the case of Django and Dr Schultz) is when the slave is killing another slave.
• I heard somewhere that Jamie Foxx used his own horse for some of the film
• He is a rambunctious soul, you’re right Monsieur Candie.
• Donald Glover would’ve been a cool Django
• Death by rabid dogs would not be a fun death I don’t think
• Ahh I also forgot about how Monsieur Candie is sleeping with his sister *shivers*
• Also forgot how good Samuel L Jackson’s character is. Definitely one of my favourite Tarantino characters.
• The use if soft focus is amazing.
• “you sliver tongued devil you”
• Eskimo Joe / Black Hercules.. I would be happy with either nickname
• “if that had been a snake it’d bitten me.”
• Apparently the “science of Phonology” was a legit thing for a short time
• He is actually sawing open a skull at the table
• This is the bit where Leo smashed his hand on some glass and just kept going

• Bromhilda screams a lot
• Wait wait wait so if he cut his hand open did he just smear real blood all over Hildy’s face?
• Cause that’s just not hygienic
• Like at all
• People a century and a half ago had really neat handwriting yo
• Don’t think Tupac was around when this film was set but still a decent soundtrack
• How has Django not been shot once yet??
• Hanging upside down naked and on top of that having an aerial shot is not flattering
• No one wants to see that man fuck
• Samuel L Jackson could totally narrate my life I’d be down with that
• Ahhh yesss Tarantino’s cameo and one of the worst Australian accents I’ve ever heard

• Riding a horse bare back can’t be much fun either
• Why is that dude having a bath I the middle of the bar?
• Did Django just shoot off the dude who was having a bath’s dick?
• “it’s me baby” jeez what a smoothie
• Is Django wearing Calvin’s clothes?
• Cause that’d be kinda weird, also the clothes fit really well which is weird
• “the D is silent, hillbilly.” See best one liners ever.
• Django is using a cigarette holder, helloooo character development
• Steven was an asshole though he totally deserved it.
• That smile tho.

• You kinda have to walk away from an explosion like that
• Pretty good film, even on the 4^th watch.
• Didn’t expect it to pass the bechdel test and it didn’t haha.

By Chip