Stream of Consciousness is a segment dedicated to the mind ramblings we all have while watching movies.

• wow… michael cera speaking Spanish… no
• this girl straight up said “I’m high on life while refusing drugs #abovetheinfluence
• MICHAEL, STOP TALKING
• Jamie (Michael) just shit w/o wiping. that is vile. I get that there was no toilet paper, but IMPROVISE or something
• -wait, was that his actual shit? ew.
• -WHY IS HE STILL TALKING ABOUT DOORS OF PERCEPTION? I only see one door and that is the one you shall be leaving through, bub.
• Edward Sharpe is playing at this party in Chile… are there any big Chilean popstars?

• Jamie just asked a prostitute how many dicks she’d sucked that night and then offered to cook her dinner. WHAT?!
• -does he have ANY body hair?
• -tell me I can find a video of him stretching and inhaling sharply. this is too prime.

• -they’re listening to “Bongo Bongo” by Manu Chao… YEAR 10 FLASHBACKS!
• his friend/ roommate talks like he only has half of his brain cells… did he get kicked in the head by a donkey or something?
• DIS FAIRY CHICK PAYED FOR SOMETHING WITH A FAIRY DRAWING. WUT.
• she is a health food warrior and it is adorable
• her spirit is so incredible. idgaf that she’s supposed to be a loon. I want to make yogurt and dance naked in the rain with her.
• aaaaaaaand she’s naked and pulling crystals out of her bag
• SHE PUT THE CRYSTALS IN THEIR BEER
• Jamie called her “Crystal Hairy.” homie can’t hang.

• OMG. She just ate sugar cereal and drank Coke. SHE IS NO LONGER A HEALTH FOOD HERO.
• his shorts match his legs. I cannot deal with this.
• MICHAEL CERA IS INFURIATING.
• this woman’s house is full of crazy shit. she’s carrying around a stuffed bear and sitting next to a one-eyed doll.
• he just stole her cactus. I hate him.
• she just said “there is pee literally coming out of my vagina.” homegirl needs some anatomy lessons.
• she’s just so beautiful. I cannot get over her.
• ugh, when can I go to the beach in Chile to take drugs with weirdos? Let’s make that a thing.
• sharing their fears and BOOM! Crystal Fairy calling out Jamie for just being afraid of honesty. WOAH. damn, I love her. where do I find people like her to guide me on my road to enlightenment?
• oh shit. she’s talking about 2012 being the end (or at least a huge change). dammit. I cannot deal with this.
• everyone is simply more beautiful at the beach.
• lol. she just took his cigarette and put it out. she’s so forward.
• ew. Michael Cera sux. I would totally put magic crystals in my weird cactus drug juice

• damn, she’s actually coolest. everyone needs that dope friend to just make them comfortable in uncomfortable situations.
• WHAT IS ON THOSE PHOTOS SHE KEEPS TUCKED AWAY IN HER JOURNAL?
• OMG. is Michael Cera dying? or tripping ballz? what is this? why?
• I am getting so anxious just watching this
• Michael Cera’s arms when he runs… I want to make a blog devoted solely to his chalk white limbs and limp wrists
• this song in conjunction with a terrified Cera playing in the ocean is absurd. EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD HAS TO WATCH HIM FROLICK
• is he scared? or is that just his face?
• God, he’s like sickly yellow. how cold is it?
• she’s like an Amer Appar model rolling around in a pile of seashells. She is too perfect.

• “Genes are so weird.”- Michael Cera on geneology
• POLLO IS DOING CRYSTAL FAIRY’S MAGIC MOVES OR WHATECER
• AND SHE’S NAKED. AGAIN.
• homegirl’s gonna get a gnarly sunburn.
• WHY IS SHE CLIMBING ROCKS IN THE NUDE?! that is a recipe for disaster
• is she healing this dead bunny? is she trying to make it come back to life? what is happening?!
• he is going through her journal and drawings. that is so not okay.
• SHE DREW HIM WITH GOLD GLITTER HAIR. SHE REMAINS THE VERY BEST.
• omg. wut. Those are pornographic. aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
• She is running through hills stark naked in high tops with her hair flowing free. she is straight out of Amer Appar. I cannot handle this.
• Her name is WHAT?!
• woah, Jamie actually cares about crystal fairy. fancy that.
• HE APOLOGIZED FOR BEING A DICK. Awwwwwww
• they’re all such beautiful people
• of course she dressed as a mechanic for a Halloween party. of fucking course
• oh no. oh no. what is she admitting. oh no.
• damn. this is raw.
• this is really real.
• Pollo is crying.
• #dominatrix
• WAIT. WUT.
• nooooooooo. there’s not resolution?! what happened? waaaaaa L
• so lyke, I wanna try San Pedro. who’s down?

By Katarina