Stream of Consciousness

STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS- Crystal Fairy & The Magical Cactus and 2012: Dudes, Drugs, and Finding Compassion

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Stream of Consciousness is a segment dedicated to the mind ramblings we all have while watching movies.

  • wow… michael cera speaking Spanish… no
  • this girl straight up said “I’m high on life while refusing drugs #abovetheinfluence
  • MICHAEL, STOP TALKING
  • Jamie (Michael) just shit w/o wiping. that is vile. I get that there was no toilet paper, but IMPROVISE or something
  • -wait, was that his actual shit? ew.
  • -WHY IS HE STILL TALKING ABOUT DOORS OF PERCEPTION? I only see one door and that is the one you shall be leaving through, bub.
  • Edward Sharpe is playing at this party in Chile… are there any big Chilean popstars?2
  • Jamie just asked a prostitute how many dicks she’d sucked that night and then offered to cook her dinner. WHAT?!
  • -does he have ANY body hair?
  • -tell me I can find a video of him stretching and inhaling sharply. this is too prime.

3

  • -they’re listening to “Bongo Bongo” by Manu Chao… YEAR 10 FLASHBACKS!
  • his friend/ roommate talks like he only has half of his brain cells… did he get kicked in the head by a donkey or something?
  • DIS FAIRY CHICK PAYED FOR SOMETHING WITH A FAIRY DRAWING. WUT.
  • she is a health food warrior and it is adorable
  • her spirit is so incredible. idgaf that she’s supposed to be a loon. I want to make yogurt and dance naked in the rain with her.
  • aaaaaaaand she’s naked and pulling crystals out of her bag
  • SHE PUT THE CRYSTALS IN THEIR BEER
  • Jamie called her “Crystal Hairy.” homie can’t hang.

4

 

5

 

  • OMG. She just ate sugar cereal and drank Coke. SHE IS NO LONGER A HEALTH FOOD HERO.
  • his shorts match his legs. I cannot deal with this.
  • MICHAEL CERA IS INFURIATING.
  • this woman’s house is full of crazy shit. she’s carrying around a stuffed bear and sitting next to a one-eyed doll.
  • he just stole her cactus. I hate him.
  • she just said “there is pee literally coming out of my vagina.” homegirl needs some anatomy lessons.
  • she’s just so beautiful. I cannot get over her.
  • ugh, when can I go to the beach in Chile to take drugs with weirdos? Let’s make that a thing.
  • sharing their fears and BOOM! Crystal Fairy calling out Jamie for just being afraid of honesty. WOAH. damn, I love her. where do I find people like her to guide me on my road to enlightenment?
  • oh shit. she’s talking about 2012 being the end (or at least a huge change). dammit. I cannot deal with this.
  • everyone is simply more beautiful at the beach.
  • lol. she just took his cigarette and put it out. she’s so forward.
  • ew. Michael Cera sux. I would totally put magic crystals in my weird cactus drug juice

6

  • damn, she’s actually coolest. everyone needs that dope friend to just make them comfortable in uncomfortable situations.
  • WHAT IS ON THOSE PHOTOS SHE KEEPS TUCKED AWAY IN HER JOURNAL?
  • OMG. is Michael Cera dying? or tripping ballz? what is this? why?
  • I am getting so anxious just watching this
  • Michael Cera’s arms when he runs… I want to make a blog devoted solely to his chalk white limbs and limp wrists
  • this song in conjunction with a terrified Cera playing in the ocean is absurd. EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD HAS TO WATCH HIM FROLICK
  • is he scared? or is that just his face?
  • God, he’s like sickly yellow. how cold is it?
  • she’s like an Amer Appar model rolling around in a pile of seashells. She is too perfect.

7

  • “Genes are so weird.”- Michael Cera on geneology
  • POLLO IS DOING CRYSTAL FAIRY’S MAGIC MOVES OR WHATECER
  • AND SHE’S NAKED. AGAIN.
  • homegirl’s gonna get a gnarly sunburn.
  • WHY IS SHE CLIMBING ROCKS IN THE NUDE?! that is a recipe for disaster
  • is she healing this dead bunny? is she trying to make it come back to life? what is happening?!
  • he is going through her journal and drawings. that is so not okay.
  • SHE DREW HIM WITH GOLD GLITTER HAIR. SHE REMAINS THE VERY BEST.
  • omg. wut. Those are pornographic. aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
  • She is running through hills stark naked in high tops with her hair flowing free. she is straight out of Amer Appar. I cannot handle this.
  • Her name is WHAT?!
  • woah, Jamie actually cares about crystal fairy. fancy that.
  • HE APOLOGIZED FOR BEING A DICK. Awwwwwww
  • they’re all such beautiful people
  • of course she dressed as a mechanic for a Halloween party. of fucking course
  • oh no. oh no. what is she admitting. oh no.
  • damn. this is raw.
  • this is really real.
  • Pollo is crying.
  • #dominatrix
  • WAIT. WUT.
  • nooooooooo. there’s not resolution?! what happened? waaaaaa L
  • so lyke, I wanna try San Pedro. who’s down?

By Katarina

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